That Back Aisle in the Supermarket

April 11, 2014 Am I the only one who gets woozy in the back aisle of the supermarket? You know I’m sensitive lol. #veganathleteproblems 🙂 ###...

After Midnight

April 25, 2014 Download Audio photo: inhabitots.com I was probably a ¼ mile away from the cop, and out in the sea, but the cop car driving the back of the beach with his flashing lights and spotlight kept making me jerk and tighten like he was on me. I told myself...

Mermaids & Rude Azz Jamaican Grannie Love (Happy Mother’s Day)

May 8, 2014 Download Audio “No go ahead sit!” she said in that way old Jamaican ladies often sound, like they yelling at somebody. I was stepping away to give her this little access spot on the back bayfront. Somebody’s ma, somebody’s grannie for sure. She shoved the...

Siri and My First Scuba Test – Poolside

May 15, 2014 Screw robot intelligence. I’m going back to mapping my own directions. Once again, I needed Siri to get me to a Broward County location and she got me lost. I told her she was wrong. She actually replied, “You’re entitled to your opinion, jarid.” These...

Nekkid

May 29, 2014 When you lay on top someone nekkid and feel nothing how does nothing make you feel uncensored that’s what I promised myself when I first launched this blogstory artist freedom One night is not my character man I went more than 2 years without hitting...

Hello from Atlantis

July 8, 2014 A very little boy once thought the summer sun was bright because it was smiling and that’s why everything grew green and lush during the peak season. “Knee-high by the Fourth of July” was the ‘country’ expectation in the Midwest when looking at “that...

Collapsing Antarctica, Writer’s Block, and Part Two Let’s Go!

Broward County, Florida July 1, 2015 The bad news has been really difficult to take. From The Washington Post: The melting of Antarctica was already bad; and it just got worse. In 2015, they’re now talking about East Antarctica. Back in December 2014, the Post...

Audrey’s Almost-Scream

July 4, 2015 Dania Beach, FL My awesome big sisterfriend Audrey Peterman, who has so much love for everybody she is like a sun on this Earth (author of Legacy on the Land and Our True Nature), posted this on her Facebook today and I almost shook-my-head laughed. In...